I kind of gave up on 30 Rock (this new season sucks), but I do still love Jack’s mom!
(Source: buhbuhbilly)
Don’t like my joke?
Joke’s on YOU then!

I CAN HAVE IT ALL
(Source: yellowisms)
LIZ: Great news Jack! I’ve got a new life philosophy that I call Lizbeanism.
JACK: I see, and how did you come up with that name?
LIZ: Well, I’m Liz, and obviously my philosophy is simple, like a bean. I’m fixing problems in my personal life the same way I fix problems at work. I saved the show, now I’m gonna save me. Because Lizbeanism means that I am a dyke… against the rising waters of mediocrity.
30 Rock, season 5, episode 22 - Everything Sunny All the Time Always

“Você pegou abobrinha sexualmente transmissível. Fim de caso!”
Submitted by (legilimensanna)
Tenho tudo o que a Liz Lemon quer! Exceto os braços de príncipe da Disney, mas isso se arranja.
ambientrarity: What Liz Lemon Wants (30 Rock: 4x17)
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